Monday 26 May 2008

Disappearance

Since 13th January, I've been disappeared long enough. Perhaps 13th wasn't good number. Or perhaps January wasn't a good mth. Hahaha... Yah, January was when people starts things and I was instead disappeared. Actually I was already started. Hmmm... I wonder where I've left off though. Lolx... Well, how abt 26th then, which is today. Must be a good number then. A number that showed that I've come back, returned from don't know where and blogged here now about something. *winks. Anyway my apologies for my MIA (Missing In Action). Well, I'm back. I hope. Lolx...

I've seldom cooked nowaday as I'm waiting and still waiting (for ages - kidding) for my new apartment to be ready. Then again I had to wait till my kitchen, room, bathroom and god knows what else for the renovation to finish. Perhaps I too needs to be renovated. Lolx.

Hence, sorry for not posting any recipes. Perhaps in late Oct when my dream turtle shell is ready. I wonder if my big kitchen fits. Lolx. I was already shopping for microwave oven that comes with steam. Any above 20 litres. Also some other electronics. I too seldom bought any recipe books or magazines as I found it lack of uniqueness. It's been mths though.

Playing Golf

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they had passionate relations all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m.

As the man prepared to leave, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.

"Darling," replied the man, "I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been together all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying jerk! You've been playing golf!"

P/S : Gals who married, don't show this to your husband!

Monday 12 May 2008